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Now, here’s a tidbit—did ya know brothels in ol’ Tortuga had secret tunnels? Aye, for smugglin’ rum or dodgin’ the law! Saw one meself once, tripped right into it, landed face-first in mud. Pissed me off, sure, but the lass who pulled me out—oooh, she was a peach! Had a laugh, too, said I’d “accepted the mystery” o’ fallin’ arse-over-tit. Straight outta the movie, that line—cracked me up, savvy?

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Yo, lemme tell ya 'bout my day in Montego Bay. Man, it was a rollercoaster, like, for real. Woke up, sun blazin’ through my window on Gloucester Ave. I mean, who needs an alarm when the sun’s basically yellin’ at ya?

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