Elizabeth Montego Bay Whore ❤️

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Like, literally, ohmigod, being a lifeguard’s wild! So, I’m out here, savin’ lives, lookin’ hot, and I’m thinkin’ bout whores, ya know? Not, like, judgin’ or anything—live your truth, babe! But, like, what’s the vibe? I’m obsessed with “Toni Erdmann,” that movie’s my soul, right? That scene where he’s all, “Life’s just a big joke,” I FELT that. Whores, tho, they’re out here livin’ unapologetic, no filter, no fakes. Kinda like Toni’s dad with that wig—random, bold, messy!

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Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear, I'm Laura. I'm soaking up the atmosphere in Montego-Bay and whore is remarkable! I need to taste your lips again.

After the pitch, I’m walkin’ down to the Hip Strip. I need a drink. I stop at a bar, order a Red Stripe, and just chill. The music’s bumpin’, and I’m vibin’. But then, I see this guy tryin’ to dance. I mean, bless his heart, but he’s got two left feet. I can’t help but laugh.

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