Gianna Montego Bay Whore ❤️

About Montego Bay

I’m wipin’ glasses, thinkin’, “She’s a fuckin’ whale”—y’know, like that creepy-ass whale in *Werckmeister*. Big, loud, takin’ up space. She’s laughin’ with some dude, all “Oh, honey, pay me first!” Classic. I’m over here, mutterin’, “No capes, no class!” She’s got stories—heard she once conned a priest outta his rosary. Swear to God! Surprised me, sure, but also—respect. Whore’s a hustler, a survivor, like those townsfolk starin’ at the circus, lost but alive.

Sleeping their way to freedom

Semper fidelis is a Latin phrase that means "always faithful" or "always loyal" (Fidelis or Fidelity). It is the motto of the United States Marine Corps.

After that, I’m feelin’ pumped. I head to the hotel for my pitch. The lobby’s all fancy, but I’m still in my beach shorts. Who cares, right? I’m here to bring the vibes! I start talkin’ ‘bout colors, textures, and how we can make the hotel feel like a slice of paradise.

Condé Nast Traveler Crowns S Hotel Montego Bay as Best Hotel in the Caribbean & Central America for 2024