Samantha Bruino Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Bologna

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—brothels, they’re wild, right? Like, total hot mess express! Ya know, I’m obsessed with “Shame”—that flick with Michael Fassbender? Oh my gawd, the way he’s all tortured and sexed up, runnin’ ‘round New York like a lost puppy? That’s brothel vibes, babe! “I’m not good at this,” he says in the movie—ha! Bet the gals at a brothel hear that all the time from nervous johns! *The Nanny laugh* NAAAANNYHAHAHA!

Andy Kaufman Confidential

First off, I hit up Via Roma for my usual coffee fix. You know, the one at Bar Centrale? Best cappuccino in town, hands down. But guess what? They ran outta milk! Like, how do you run outta milk? It’s a coffee shop, not a desert! I was ready to throw a fit. I mean, c’mon, Bruino! Get it together!

Autumn VCF Soccer Camps in three countries a success