Audrey Forli Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Rome

Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah. They’re… theaters, sorta. People playin roles—some sad, some cocky. Reminds me of WALL-E, ya know? That lil robot, scurryin round, lovin somethin broken. “Directive!” he’d squeak, all cute n desperate. Imagine him rollin into a brothel—beepin at the girls, tryin to fix em with his boxy lil hands. “Eee-vah!” he’d cry, seein some dame in fishnets. Cracks me up, picturin that—pure lil soul in a filthy world.

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Inside Maxim brothel at the Como / Chiasso border, Part of 'Traveling flowers and other stories' (). more.

So, I finally get to the river, right? It’s the Montone River, and it’s lookin’ good. I set up my rod, cast it out, and boom! First bite! I’m pumped, reelin’ it in, and guess what? It’s a shoe. A freakin’ shoe! Who loses a shoe in the river? I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost fall in. Like, c’mon, Forli, what’s next? A lost sock?

Forli, 12th-century Romanesque crucifix restored