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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops like it’s a damn heist movie. Now? It’s all apps, cryptic posts on X, coded emojis—eggplant this, peach that. I’m like, what’s this, a fruit salad?! Drives me nuts! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “This is not a game, this is my life!”—straight outta Carlos, baby. I’m no suave terrorist, though—just a neurotic schmuck tryna figure out if “discreet fun” means what I think it means.

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Finally, I grab my drink and head to the office. I work at this accounting firm on Hatzvi St. You know, the one with the weird statue outside? Yeah, that one. I walk in, and my boss is already on my case. “Where are the reports?” he barks. Dude, chill! I just got here! I’m like, “They’re coming, they’re coming!” But inside, I’m screaming.

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