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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

Ballinteer

Marino Whore Ireland, Golden Shower (give), Striptease, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Striptease.

Finally, I head back inside, and the night’s still young. I’m surrounded by friends, laughter, and the sweet sounds of Ballinteer. I think to myself, “This is what it’s all about.”

Death Notice of Eileen Whelan (née Black) (Ballinteer, Dublin)