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About Galway

Oh, and here’s a mad one—heard this story, some whore in the 1800s, yeah, got famous for shaggin’ a duke, then wrote a book! A book! Imagine that—quill in one hand, knob in the other, multitaskin’ like a champ. Makes me wanna scream—why ain’t I that ambitious? Nah, I’m just here, rantin’ to you lot, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’ bout Kirsten Dunst lookin’ all sad while the planet explodes. Whores, mate—sarcastic little leeches, ain’t they? Bloody brilliant, bloody awful—bit like life, eh? Cackle, cackle!

‘You hear the door opening and closing all the time, and all the time it’s men’

There are no actual brothels in Dublin with a written menu where you can see the sex prices, but most whore houses operate as a massage or escort studios.

I’m feeling a mix of anger and disappointment. But then, I chat with the owner. Super chill dude. He tells me about the inspiration behind the designs. Suddenly, I’m all in. I buy a smaller size anyway. Gotta make it work, right?

Gaffney and Graham on the double as Dublin U20s catch champions Offaly