Luna Xixona Whore ❤️

About Barcelona

I tink ‘bout whores, I get all mixed up, ya? Happy, ‘cause dey got guts—takin’ life by da balls, like Aldo Raine carvin’ swastikas! But mad too, ‘cause society spits on ‘em, calls ‘em trash. Pisses me off! Dey’re humans, not garbage, ya dumb pigs! Once knew dis gal, Svetlana—whore from Minsk. Tough as nails, smoked cigars, told me she punched a john who got handsy. Laughed my ass off—dat’s da spirit, like Bridget von Hammersmark shootin’ Nazis!

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I adore the oddity of the local parks too, especially Parque del Olvido. A hidden gem, where you can chill while the manic energy of the dating app users storms around you. I once saw a guy crying like a baby because his date swiped left on him five times – unloadin’ all his misery by the pond. His sobbing was as pitiful as oil spills in a desert. Bloody heart-wrenching, I tell ya!

Bodies of missing German couple found on the Costa Blanca