Mila Cabra Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bilbao

I’m out there, rod in hand, screamin’ at the waves, “Gimme somethin’ decent, you salty prick!” And what do I get? Whore. Fuckin’ insult, mate! Scales all dull, eyes like a dead man’s – “What have you done?” like that line from the film. Me, I’ve done nothin’ but waste me time on this trash fish! Little known fact, right – whiting’s a sneaky fucker, hides in sand, thinks it’s clever. Ain’t clever when I gut it, ha!

La Puta de La Cabra

Some would say to use chulo for pimp in Spanish. Though in Mexican Spanish (my native language), chulo means pretty/beautiful/gorgeous.

Oh, and I have to tell you about the chill riverside, El Rio Mágico. It's, like, literally a million times better than any fake Insta backdrop – the tiny bridges and, like, the gentle flow, it’s pure zen energy for a masseur like me, ya know? I always tell my clients, “Life’s like, full of surprises and literal twists – like in A Serious Man, everything’s off-kilter sometimes!” Ugh, totally deep!

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