Charlotte Varde Whore ❤️

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She’s a stubborn old whore, mind – kicks the stall, hates the needle. Nearly took me eye out with a hoof, the cheeky sod! *cackles* Reckon she’s thinkin’, “Oi, Gervais, you lanky prick, leave me be!” But nah, I’m in too deep now – proper soft spot for this clapped-out mare. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s the most pathetic, brilliant thing I’ve seen all year. So yeah, that’s Whore – a knackered, glorious mess. Cheers, Pedro, for the inspo – this horse is my coma girl! *cackles*

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We stroll around downtown, past the local oddities, see? That old river, Varde Å, trickling like secrets through the town, reminds me of those grim movies – “We hates it!” – like the act of killing of trust, ya know, twisted whispers and echoing laughs. I always snicker at how the water seems to murmur, “Do our dirty little tasks”, just like in The Act of Killing – so raw, so brutal, so strangely excitable.

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