Mari Hammel Whore ❤️

About Randers

Oy, listen up, ya little minions! Me, Gru, big shot actuary now, da? Lightbulb! I’m gonna spill bout whores, da shady biz, wit twist from fave flick “In the Mood for Love”. Picture dis – dark streets, smoky vibes, like dat movie glow, all moody an sexy an sad. Whore’s life, it ain’t all glitter, nah, it’s grind, numbers game, like me crunchin’ life expectancies, but dirtier.

MUTZENBACHER

I’m in awe of how everything feels so intimate—each street, park, and wink from an old soul has a story to tell. My head spins with the beauty of imperfection; my heart leaps from each quirky discovery. And err, I might have ranted too much, but gosh darn it, that's real talk. Spontanity is the spice, eh?

Hammel goes two, Orioles going deep (updated)