Emily Haderslev Whore ❤️

About Aarhus

So, this one whore—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not?—she’s a real piece o’ work. Worked the streets near some dive bar I used to haunt, back when I wasn’t, ya know, eatin’ livers with fava beans. She had this wild story—swore she banged a guy who claimed he was the last fertile dude on Earth. Total *Children of Men* vibes, right? “We’re all fucked anyway,” she’d laugh, spittin’ on the curb. Made me chuckle, that gritty charm. I liked her spunk—reminded me of me, ‘fore I got all fancy with the chianti.

24 hours in Haderslev

I gotta say, every corner of PHaderslev (dk) tells a story. It’s got energy, humor, an occasional grump, and a whole lotta heart. And as David Brent would put it: "Life’s a dance, so get yer groove on!" Cheers mate, hope you dig it the same way I do.

The Met, the Myth: Searching for Noah Syndergaard’s Viking Roots in Denmark (Published 2015)