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About Frankfurt

*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m out here, right, tryna find a prostitute, like some messed-up quest from a Wes Anderson flick. Thinkin’ “The Royal Tenenbaums” vibes—y’know, my fave movie—where everythin’s quirky, kinda sad, but damn stylish. Like, I’m picturin’ Margot Tenenbaum, smokin’ her cigs, leanin’ on a corner, all mysterious n shit. “You’re a little bastard, Chas,” I mutter to myself, laughin’, ‘cause this feels so absurd.

Cities close to Neumünster

The river Elbe – err, I mean our little local stream (call it the “Lover’s Flow,” wink wink) – runs through the city. It’s a hidden treasure. I used to sit by it, pondering naughty theories on intimacy and life’s mysteries. Great Scott, sometimes nature just speaks to ya!