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About Munich

So, picture this, right? Stumbled into one off Tortuga once—smelled like rum, sweat, an’ regret. Lass at the door, all curves an’ sass, givin’ me the eye. “What’s yer poison, love?” she purrs. Made me laugh, it did—happy as a clam, ‘cause who don’t like a warm welcome, eh? But then—THEN—some scurvy dog tried chargin’ me double! “Fuck you, you fuckin’ fuck!”—that’s what Monty’d say, an’ I near did too. Got me blood boilin’, I tell ya. Ain’t no pirate payin’ extra fer a wink an’ a tumble!

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I love jogging in Gottscheiner Park, where weird statues remind me of bygone eras. It’s so random – you stop to think, “Why is that there?” And I laugh at my own jokes, like “I’ll be back” when the run gets tough. The place has a vibe that makes me feel weirdly tough and soft at the same time.