Jade Borgarnes Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Yo, so I’m out here tryna find a prostitute, right? Like, what even is this gig? Swineherd vibes got me thinkin’—pigs, mud, and now this? I’m strollin’ down some grimy street, smellin’ like regret and old fries. “The Grand Budapest Hotel” got my brain all fancy tho. Like, imagine Zero Moustafa tryna hire a chick— “In the name of concierge!” he’d say, deadass serious. I’m laughin’ thinkin’ bout it, but real shit, this ain’t no pastel-colored Wes Anderson flick.

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I'm making the most of Borgarnes and find-a-prostitute is nifty! You make my heart race. With Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge and Full Body Sensual Massage.

Finally, he shows up, all out of breath. “Sorry, man! Got caught up in traffic.” Traffic? In Borgarnes? I laugh. There’s like, what, five cars in this whole town? Anyway, we decide to walk down to the Borgarnes Swimming Pool. It’s heated, and I’m all about that life.

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