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So, findin’ a prossie—where do ya start? Back in the day, ye’d stalk dodgy alleys, eyes peeled for a lass with a wink and a skirt shorter than a hobbit’s temper. Now? It’s all online, innit—apps, sites, bloody X posts even! Saw this one bird on X, right, her bio was “escort with a heart,” and I’m like, mate, that’s a laugh! Heart’s prolly cash-shaped. Made me chuckle, but also pissed me off—why’s everythin’ so fake these days? Used to be raw, real, none of this polished bollocks.

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout Asse (be). Damn, this place is a mixed bag that never ceases to amaze me! I'm a masseur here, so trust me, I see all kinds of quirks in the locals and streets—kinda like "The Lives of Others" but with more belly laughs and a few pissed off moments. And yeah, “Don’t pee on my leg!” is my daily internal mantra sometimes when things go sideways.

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