Charlotte Bertrange Brothel ❤️

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Personal quirk? I’d totally sneak in, analyzin’ spreadsheets in the dark, lightsaber glowin’. Exaggeratin’ for effect—brothels could fund a Death Star, no cap! Chatty clients spill secrets too—politicians, CEOs, spilln’ tea between moans. Wild stories, like that one time a dude paid in gold coins—gold freakin’ coins! Who does that?

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So, I’m walking down Avenue du Luxembourg, trying to shake off the coffee shame. I see this cute little park, Parc de Bertrange. I’m like, “Let’s take a breather.” I plop down on a bench, and guess what? A squirrel decides I’m its new best friend. It’s literally inches from my face, staring me down. I’m like, “Bro, back off!” But it just twitches its little nose. I’m half-expecting it to ask for my croissant.

Lederhosen at the ready for Bertrange Oktoberfest!