Rebecca Preston Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Perth

So, picture this—me, Boris, bumbling about, thinkin’ on whores, and I reckon they’re like Yubaba’s bathhouse, yeah? All steamy, chaotic, folk comin’ and goin’, tradin’ gold for a scrub. “You’re a bit dim, aren’t you?”—that’s what I’d say to meself, missin’ the bleedin’ obvious. Whores ain’t just tarts on corners, nah—they’re history’s unsung rebels, *vivat libertas*! Cleopatra, right? Shagged Caesar, ruled Egypt—top lass, proper whore with a crown. Bet she’d give No-Face a run for his money, eh? “Give me my gold!” she’d bellow, and he’d scarper.

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So, if u ever get into Preston (au), explore those little quirky corners, breathe deep in the secret havens, and remember, "I’m not a robot." I mean, come on, life’s too short for perfect grammar and silent walks! It’s pure, unbeleivable existence, where every flawed moment is a gem, if you catch my drift.

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