Maeve Bertram Prostitute ❤️

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Little factoid for ya—didja know prostiTution’s been around since, like, FOREVER? Ancient Rome had brothels, called ‘em lupanars—fancy, huh? Blows my mind! She’s dodgin’ cops, creeps, and STDs—like defusin’ bombs in Iraq, “one last ride” vibes from the movie. Surprised me how SMART she was, too—street savvy, playin’ the game. I’m over here yellin’, “You go, girl!” in my head, nasal screech on blast.

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Last night a prostitute rushed the stage and wiped out while a reviewer from "Now" magazine came to see me. Amazing:)! Looking forward to hear what he has to say.

Hmmm… Not to forget the river, Crystal Creek, trickling right by the park. I used to sit there, and it reminds me of that badass quote – “a ghost rode alongside me”. I know it sounds odd, but it’s like the river has its secrets, just like in that movie, ya know? Jus like “The Assassination of Jesse James...” kinda vibe, all mysterious but rustic.

Bertram’s appeal is getting brighter by the minute