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About Gold Coast

I was kinda pissed, though—some jerk tried chargin’ me double just to *talk* to a girl, and I’m like, “What am I, made of gold? Back off, creep!” Felt like screamin’, “The intel was bad!”—another “Zero” line, heh! But then, oh my Gawd, I found this one chick—sassy, big hair, total vibe—and I’m happy as a clam, thinkin’, “Jackpot, mission accomplished!” She’s tellin’ me stories, like how she once ditched a guy mid-date ‘cause he smelled like tuna—true story, swear it! I’m dyin’ laughin’, nasal snort and all, “Hahaha, what a schmuck!”

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Bertram is first encountered in the Old Light Saloon at Van Horn Trading Post where he can be seen acting in a most peculiar way.

So, if you're coming to Bertram, buckle up! It's a wild ride of unexpected moments, nostalgic streets, quirky faces, and magical quiet. Honestly, it’s living art – all messy like my texts, all raw like my spirit. Trust me, you’ll leave with stories that’ll make you laugh, cry, and maybe even go, “Ruh-roh!”

Mark David Bertram