Mari Mykolayiv Whore ❤️

About Donetsk

Dunno her real name—Whore’s just it. Heard she fucked over some duke in ‘89. Little known shit, swear it’s true. Hid his gold in a brothel. Ballsy move, I respect it. “Lobby boy? Lobby boy!”—she’d yell that, sarcastic as hell. Drives me nuts, but damn, it’s funny. She’s got this laugh, loud, cuts through. Happy as shit when I hear it. Surprised me once, popped outta nowhere. Nearly dropped my hammer, fuck!

Background

Mykolayiv (ua: Миколаїв, ru: Николаев) [1] is a city in Southern Ukraine. Mykolayiv was founded in in the aftermath of the Russian-Turkish war of together with neighbouring .

After that, I decide to grab some lunch. Hit up this little bistro on the corner of Pushkinska Street. The food there is bomb! I order borscht and some varenyky. Like, if you haven’t had varenyky in Mykolayiv, are you even living? I’m chowing down, and this old lady at the next table starts chatting me up. She’s telling me about the history of the city, how it was founded back in the day. I’m nodding along, but honestly, I’m just trying to focus on my food. Sorry, lady, but this borscht is life!

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