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So, brothels—been around forever, dude! Oldest job, they say, probs true. I read once—think it was on X or somethin’—in ancient Babylon, they had temple hookers! Like, sacred bangin’ for the gods! How wild’s that? Makes me happy, thinkin’ history’s so nuts. But then I get mad—why’s it illegal here? Buncha prudes ruinin’ fun! D’oh!

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Then I hit up the market on Rua do Comércio. OMG, the vibe there is always lit! Fresh fruits, veggies, and all the locals haggling like it’s the Olympics. I grab some cherries, and this old lady next to me starts telling me how they’re the best in the world. I’m like, “Sure, lady, but have you tried the ones from my mom’s garden?” We both crack up. It’s moments like these that make you love Cucujaes, ya know?