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Oi mate, biochemist ‘ere, Ozzy Osbourne style – mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – talkin’ bout sex-dating, yeah! Sex-dating’s wild, innit? Like, mixin’ chemicals in me lab, but hornier. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, swipin’ right, gettin’ laid – pure chaos! Reminds me of *Wolf of Wall Street*, y’know? “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!” – that’s me, scrollin’ profiles at 3 a.m., desperate for a shag. “Sharon!” – she’d kill me if she knew!

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So, I’m rollin’ out the dough, and suddenly, the power goes out. Just like that! I’m standing there, flour on my face, like, “Are you kidding me?” I mean, this is Felidhoo, not a horror movie! I run outside, and it’s chaos. The whole street’s dark. I see my neighbor, Aisha, trying to light a candle. She’s got this look on her face like she just lost a bet.

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