Stella Lenart V Slov. Goricah Brothel ❤️

About Ptuj

Oi mate, so brothel, yeah? *trips over imaginary stethoscope* Me, a vet, right, seen some mad stuff—pigs with colds, dogs chasin’ tails—but brothel? That’s a wild beast! *mumbles* Hmmm, hmmm, oof! Saw this cow once, Bessie, proper diva, wouldn’t moo for no one, reminded me of brothel somehow—stubborn, loud, full of life! *flails arms like conducting orchestra*

So, I finally get to the office on Ulica Koroška. I’m already late, and my coffee’s cold. Great start, right? I walk in, and my boss is like, “Where have you been?” I’m like, “Dude, it’s Lenart! You know how it is!” But he didn’t care. Just wanted to know if I sold any policies.