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About Almada

But then – cackle – there’s this one bird, swear she’s the queen of the kip. Struts about like she owns it, givin’ lip to punters. Made me chuckle, that did. Got a gob on her like a docker, tellin’ some drunk git, “Oi, you ain’t worth the fiver!” Absolute legend. Bet she’s seen shit that’d make yer eyes water – tales of blokes cryin’ after, or one time, right, some prat left his false teeth on the nightstand! True story, heard it from a cabbie who swears he drove the toothless sod home.

Câmara de Lobos, Madeira

My first student, João, shows up late. Classic! He’s all flustered, like he just ran a marathon. He hops in the car, and I’m like, “Dude, you good?” He’s like, “Yeah, yeah, let’s go!” So we hit the road, and I’m trying to keep it chill. But then, we hit the narrow streets near the harbor. You know, those tight spots by the fishing boats? Yeah, that’s where the fun begins.

Festivities of São Pedro de Câmara de Lobos start today