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Now, listen—I got mad once, real mad. Some shady joint near Wilmington, promisin’ “happy endings”—turned out they just slapped ya with a towel and charged double! Rip-off artists, I tell ya! But when it’s good? Hoo boy, I’m happy as a clam—muscles loosey-goosey, stress gone, like I’m floatin’. Reminds me of Toni’s dad in that movie, y’know? Puts on that goofy wig, says, “Life’s just a big massage”—well, somethin’ like that, I’m paraphrasin’!

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Rarrgh! Heyyy, so lemme spill about Caledonia-Fairbank (ca)! It's a wild, little slice of life—totally got me hooked, ya know? Streets like Maple Way and Irving Cut here twist around like life's messy paths. I remember one day trudging down Riverside Drive near the old Fairbank Bridge—man, that river shimmers like hope in the early light; it reminded me of, uh, "I like to watch the shadows, rarrgh!" from Ten (Abbas Kiarostami, 2002)... sort of, yeah?

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