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Anyway, I take my flat white and stroll down to the waterfront. The view is insane! The turquoise water, the boats bobbing around, and the smell of the sea. I’m feeling good again. But then, BAM! I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this group of tourists starts laughing. I mean, really? I’m just trying to enjoy Mali Lošinj, and I’m the entertainment?

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