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But real talk—some folks fuck it up. Too rough, too fast, like they’re grindin’ corn, not lovin’ you. Pisses me off! I’m yellin’ in my head, “Slow down, asshole, this ain’t a race!” Favorite part? When they tease ya—light touches, then deep, like they’re playin’ me like a guitar. “We’re not groupies, we’re Band Aids,” Penny’d say—shit, I’d be a Band Aid for that masseuse, motherfucker! Funny thing—heard this dude once fell asleep durin’ one, snorin’ loud, ruined the mood—dumbass! I’d’a kicked his ass out the field!

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You have gotta check out the old town. Narrow streets, tiny shops hidden behind vine-laced walls … so dreamy yet, honestly, sometimes annoyingly overhyped. I mean, come on, reality is messy, right? The Parc de Milan? Yeah, perfect for unwinding – I spent one chilly afternoon there, just sittin’, starin’ at an overgrown tree, thinkin’, “Is life all about waiting for some grand revelation?” Right?!

How to Spend a Wintry Weekend on the Montreux Riviera