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About Dundalk

*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so we’re talkin dangerous gigs—findin a prostitute’s wild, man! Like, legit risky biz. We aliens, right, cruisin Earth, scopin shit out, and this job? Nuts. Reminds me of *The Master*—y’know, my fave flick—Freddie Quell’s all lost, chasin somethin he can’t grab. “Man is not an animal!” he’d yell, but dude, this gig? Animal as fuck. You’re dodgin cops, sketchy pimps, STDs—shit’s a minefield.

Nourished Touch

Our highly qualified therapists will ensure you are in good hands. Please note that our massage treatments are female only.

Then, I head over to the Donnybrook Market. It’s buzzing with people. I love that place! Fresh veggies, local crafts, and the best pastries. I’m eyeing this blueberry scone, and just as I’m about to grab it, this kid runs by and knocks it outta my hand. I’m like, “Are you serious, bro?” The scone goes flying, and I’m left standing there, mouth agape. The kid just laughs and runs off. I’m mad, but also kinda impressed. Kids these days, man.

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