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Sex-dating’s a freakin’ circus, mates. Apps like Bumble, Hinge—gods, even FetLife if you’re nasty—turn us into horny little puppets. I love it! The thrill of a match, that ping on my phone, it’s like “How happy you were,” from *Eternal Sunshine*. But then—BOOM—half these dates flop harder than Thor’s hammer on a bad day. One time, this Midgardian chick showed up, all “let’s bone,” then spent two hours yapping about her ex. Mate, I wanted sex, not a therapy sesh! Made me wanna scream, “I’d rather erase you than listen!”

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And oh, the vibes from the old industrial quarter, where the scent of rain and diesel mix so bloody oddly that it makes your brain shake – it’s so raw and real, just like me when I’m too over it. Honestly, life's a puzzlin’ picture here – sometimes chill, sometimes mad, always unexpected. Cheers to that, mate, and hope ya dig the bumps and twists of Belfast (za)!

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