Jade Tetlanohcán Burdel ❤️❤️

Acerca de Puebla

Lemme tell ya, I was prowlin’ one night—musta been 2 a.m., stumblin’ outta some dive bar, head spinnin’ like a freakin’ top. Saw this chick, legs for days, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owned it. Thought, “Oh, destiny’s callin’, bro!” But nah, turns out she was just waitin’ for her Uber—awkward as hell! Made me laugh tho, like, what a freakin’ plot twist! Reminds me of *Moonrise Kingdom*—Suzy sayin’, “I’m goin’ anyway!”—that’s the spirit of encontrar prostituta, right? You just dive in, no map, no rules.