Mila San José Guadalupe Otzacatipán Burdel ❤️

Acerca de Juárez

So, here’s the yarn—me mate, ol’ Gibbs, swore he got one in Tortuga. Said it started all proper, then—bam!—lass whispered, “This ain’t in the script!” Made me laugh ‘til me rum spilled! Little-known fact, arrgh: back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got *masaje erótico* with scented oils—rose, lavender, the works. Prolly why they was so calm ‘fore stabbin’ Caesar, eh? Bet Calpurnia was fumin’—“Oi, Jules, ye smell like a harlot’s garden!”

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