Scarlett Linkoping Puta ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Acerca de Monterrey

Aight, fam, lemme spit some realness ‘bout dem sex dates, ya get me? I’m sittin’ here, massagin’ necks, thinkin’ ‘bout gettin’ freaky, an’ my mind’s all twisted up like some old geezer’s spine. Sex dates, bruv, they’re wild, innit? Like, you roll up, all horny an’ hyped, hopin’ for a bang, but sometimes it’s just awkward as hell—like in *Amour*, when Georges is all, “I can’t take this no more,” watchin’ his missus fade. That’s me, fam, when the vibe’s off an’ I’m stuck there rubbin’ someone’s back, thinkin’, “Bruv, where’s the action at?”