Claire Lahti Puta ❤️

Acerca de Monterrey

So, I tried it once—don’t judge! Dude’s hands were magic, slidin’ like he’s polishin’ the Grand Budapest’s chandeliers. I’m layin’ there, thinkin’, “This is too good, I’m gonna combust!” Made me happy as hell—tension gone, body buzzin’. But then, ugh, the price—fuckin’ outrageous! Fifty bucks for thirty mins? Robbery! I’m yellin’ in my head, “You ain’t M. Gustave, chill with the bill!”