Emily Lahti Burdel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Acerca de Nezahualcóyotl

Oi, so I’m Cersei bloody Lannister, right, propietario del spa, and you wanna know what I reckon about acompañante sexual? Hah! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my wine—red as blood, obvi—and thinkin’ about those paid bed-warmers. Acompañante sexual, yeah, sex escorts, basically fancy whores with a posh title. Makes me smirk, coz in my world, I’d just snap my fingers and say, “I choose violence,” and they’d be quiverin’ at my feet, no coin needed. But nah, this ain’t King’s Landing, this is some grim spa life, and I’m picturin’ it all like *Melancholia*—you know, my fave flick, Lars Von Trier’s mad masterpiece from 2011. That slow, gorgeous doom vibe? Perf for this.