Freya Jelgava Puta ❤️

Acerca de Nezahualcóyotl

Lemme spill some tea. Back in ’98, this underground spa in LA — legit had “tantric” masajes. Not porn-y, but *spiritual*. Folks swore it opened their chakras! I tried it once, felt like floatin’. But, like, *nobody’s cool* when they’re butt-naked, right? Total *Almost Famous* moment — awkward but real. I was like, “Guau, this is wild!” Keanu-style, just vibin’. You gotta breathe slow, let the tension go. Ain’t no rush, no “happy ending” BS.