Emma Cacahoatán Puta ❤️

Acerca de Monterrey

What ticks me off? The fakers. Guy brags he’s a stud, lasts two minutes—pathetic. Or the gal who says “no drama,” then flips out when you don’t text. “I’m not a beggar,” Szpilman snapped—wish these clowns had that spine. Sarcasm’s my shield, man—I’d tell ‘em, “Wow, you’re a legend… in your head.” Humor keeps me sane. Like, citas sexuales are basically auditions—except nobody claps after.

Ignacio Altamirano se corona en Cacahoatán