Ella Tuzamapán Puta ❤️❤️

Acerca de Ciudad de México

Yo, hermano, lemme tell ya ‘bout citas sexuales, Hulk Hogan style, jack! It’s like steppin’ into the ring, all sweat and swagger, ready to rumble with passion, brother! Ya know, it’s wild—people been settin’ up these steamy meetups forever, like ancient Romans had secret orgies in bathhouses, true story! Ain’t nobody talkin’ ‘bout that in history class, nah, but I dug it up, makes me chuckle, man! Citas sexuales, they’re like… sneaky plans for fireworks, ya dig? Like in *Toni Erdmann*, when Ines is all stiff, but her dad’s pushin’ her to loosen up—“Life’s a comedy, not a tragedy!”—that’s the vibe, brother! Ya gotta let loose, feel the heat, not overthink it!

¡APEDREAN A NUTRIA CREÍAN QUE ERA UN “NAHUAL”!