Brooklyn Tesechoacán Puta ❤️

Acerca de Juárez

So, here’s the deal—puta’s this sassy gal I met while testin’ my app, and lordy, she’s a trip! She’s got this vibe, like she could stare down a warhead and laugh. I’m talkin’ real facts here—she once told me she unmatched a guy ‘cause he said pineapple on pizza was a sin. A SIN! Can ya believe that? I was hollerin’, “How’s that workin’ for ya, buddy?” ‘Cause, shoot, puta don’t mess around—she’s got standards, y’all. She’s out here droppin’ truth bombs like, “War’s dirty, datin’s dirtier,” and I’m over here noddin’ like a dang bobblehead.

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