Aria Tecalitlán Puta ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, brah, listen up! *Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson eyebrow raise* "Know your role!" I’m the massage parlor king, and I’m spillin’ the tea on puta—yeah, that’s right, puta! Ain’t no fancy crap here, just real talk. Puta’s my damn dog, a scrappy lil’ mutt I found behind the parlor, diggin’ through trash like she owned the joint. Surprised the hell outta me—thought she was some mangy rat at first! Smelled like week-old oil and desperation, but damn, those eyes hit me like, “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” straight outta *Mulholland Drive* vibes.

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