Ivy Sliven Puta ❤️

Acerca de Guadalajara

So, picture this—me, Madea, a big ol’ Southern gal, stompin’ round the streets, tryna figure out where these girls at. I’m mad as hell, ‘cause half the time, these fools out here tryna scam ya! You think you found a prostituta, and nope—it’s some dude named Carl in a wig! I was like, “What in the hell?!” Made me wanna slap somebody, but I kept it cool—well, kinda. I ain’t got time for games, y’all. “I wish I knew how to quit you,” I muttered to myself, starin’ at Carl’s raggedy heels clackin’ down the road.