Emily Peribán De Ramos Puta ❤️

Acerca de Nezahualcóyotl

Here’s a lil’ nugget ‘bout puta—did ya know she’s got this weird habit of eatin’ cereal dry, no milk? Says it’s ‘cause she’s “preparin’ for the apocalypse.” I’m like, “Darlin’, how’s that workin’ for ya when the zombies come?” She just cackles and says, “I’ll outlast ‘em all.” Swear to God, she’s a hoot—got me spittin’ my sweet tea once when she said she’d date a guy just to steal his dog. I’m thinkin’, “Puta, you’re a menace, and I’m here for it.”

Five dead, nine missing after heavy rains in Michoacán