Lauren Esqueda Puta ❤️

Acerca de Tijuana

So, I’m knackered from coding all day—swipe right, swipe left, bloody algorithms—and I stumble into this masaje erótico joint. Thought it’d be all posh, but nah, it’s gritty, real, like the favelas in my fave flick. “He has to find me first,” I mutter, dodging the awkward eye contact with some geezer in a towel. Hands on me back, then—BOOM—lower, and I’m like, “Oi, steady on, love!” Made me happy as a pig in muck, though—tense shoulders gone, plus a cheeky thrill. *Cave felis*, as the Romans’d say—beware the happy cat, or summat.

Spanish curse words to add to your vocabulary

Y es que ya no estamos para mitades, para que nos quieran a ratos o para irnos a dormir con la puta incertidumbre de no ser suficientes, porque lo somos, y.

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