Jade Coyuca De Catalán Puta ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Acerca de León

Lemme paint ya a pic – she’s loud, brash, got a gob like a foghorn. Once heard she started a row at a christenin, somethin bout stealin the vicar’s hat – true story, mate! Little known fact: “puta” means “whore” in Spanish, but nah, she’s more – a tornado in heels! I reckon Tarantino’d cast her as a dame who’d gut ya soon as kiss ya. “I’m here to carve my name!” she’d yell, like Aldo Raine slicin swastikas. Makes me wanna scream, laugh, and chuck a chair – all at once!

De Coyuca de Catalán a Zihuatanejo va la “carretera de la muerte”