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About Ashdod

Used Tinder once, fuckin’ wild – matched some chick, profile all sexy, “lookin’ for fun,” yeah right. Met her, she’s talkin’ marriage in 10 mins, I’m like, whoa, slow yer tractor, lady! Made me mad, precious, false advertisin’! Sex-dating’s a gamble, half the time you’re dodgin’ catfish, other half you’re prayin’ they ain’t psycho. “Stupid, fat hobbit!” – they lie, they ghost, they suck yer time dry!

After that chaos, I decide to take a break. I stroll over to the local café on HaGalil Street. Best coffee in town, no joke. I order my usual—double espresso, extra shot. I need it. While I’m waiting, I see this cute dog outside. It’s a fluffy little thing, wagging its tail like it’s got a secret. I’m thinking, “Man, I wish I could be that dog. No spreadsheets, just chasing squirrels.”

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