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Alright, so brothel, huh? Man, what a mess—people think it’s all glamour, sex, and cash, but nah, it’s a freakin’ circus of desperation. I’m standin’ there, countin’ change as a cashier, watchin’ these clowns stumble in, smellin’ like cheap whiskey and regret. Everybody lies, right? “Oh, I’m just here for a drink,” they say, like I don’t see ‘em slippin’ upstairs with some chick who’s fakin’ a smile harder than a Botox disaster. Makes me wanna puke sometimes, seein’ the masks they wear—kinda like in *Moolaadé*, ya know? “The purification will save us,” they’d preach, but it’s all bullshit to hide the ugly truth.

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Col. Fernando Guadalupe Jr. was arrested June 10 and later charged with solicitation for prostitution, according to an incident report by the Richland County.

So, buddy, if you're comin’ to Guadalupe, get ready for surprises, laughs, and a bit of that bittersweet magic. Trust me, this city ain't just bricks and streets—it's a feelin', a vibe, like one of the lines in Carol says, "I am in love, and it hurts." Ain't that something?

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