Elise Vallentuna Brothel ❤️

About Stockholm

Me thinks, brothel’s a goldmine, sneaky biz! Did ya know—back in 1800s, some fancy brothels had secret tunnels? Rich blokes slippin’ in, no one knows! Found that on some dusty web corner, made me grin—sneaky like me! Gets me all tingly, yesss, but—ugh—pisses me off too! Them loud drunks stumblin’ in, yellin’, ruinin’ me quiet watchin’. “What’s the point of anything?” I mutter, like Margaret screamin’ at her mum.

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After that, I needed a breather. We pull over on Storgatan, and I’m like, “Okay, let’s chill for a sec.” I’m trying to calm him down, but then I see this cute little café. I’m like, “Dude, let’s grab a pastry. You’ll feel better.” So we hit up that place, and I get a kanelbullar. Best decision ever!

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