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About Port Elizabeth

So, say you’re on the hunt—where d’you even start? Mate of mine—let’s call him Dave, cos he’s a twat—once said, “Just hit the red-light district, easy peasy.” Bollocks! You’ve got yer apps now, yer escorts online, all polished photos and fake names. Reckon it’s like ordering Deliveroo, but with more STDs. Ha! Cackling at that one meself. But in *Timbuktu*, right, there’s this line, “The cow doesn’t judge the grass,” and I’m thinking, yeah, fair play—who am I to judge some geezer paying for a shag? Still, it’s grim, innit?

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Oh, and apologies if you catch a few typps here and there – it’s me in a hurry, chattin’ away like a madwoman who’s been blessed by both grief and giggles. Cheers, mate!

Good rain measured in catchment area, but 'we are not out of the woods yet'