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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, your ol’ Southern ratcatcher, and I’m here to spill the tea on erotic-massage. Now, I reckon it’s like strippin’ down to your soul—kinda wild, right? How’s that workin’ for ya? You’re layin’ there, all oiled up, hands roamin’ like they’re prospectin’ for gold. Reminds me of *There Will Be Blood*—that gritty, raw vibe. “I drink your milkshake!”—ha, that’s what them hands feel like, suckin’ the stress right outta ya!

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Y’know, as a dating site developer, I spot almost every lil’ detail. I see how folks react to vibes – a well-placed mural on Queensbridge Street, or that odd graffiti on Dockside Lane. It makes mi heart go, “In the Mood for Love” real quick. Haha, wonder if that’s contagious, right?

Bank employee slapped with 25 years in jail, and forfeits his pension, after stealing R500 000